![]() ![]() Is the main character prepared to interact with an overbearing mother/father figure and or a needy grandparent? They’d better be.His/her little brother/sister/cousin/niece/nephew? Let’s hope so. Are you prepared to interact with an annoying child actor? i.e.Is she awkwardly touching his chest/abdomen? Or in this case trying to unbutton his shirt? I’m surprised at you Hallmark! Check.Are you prepared to act in a Western/country/southern/small town theme? Oh, they’re perfect.Can you dance? Or at least pretend to? You know, the old two-step? The jury’s still out.Does she look like an off-brand Barbie doll? Good enough.Does he look like Dean Cain’s cousin? Check.Is he in shape, or for double points, a bodybuilder in a tight, white button-up? Eh, he’ll do.Notice the WHITE youngish couple in the above photo. If you want to get cast in a Hallmark Christmas movie with this plot, you have to look the part. Check!Īnd that’s about all you need in the looks department for this type of plot! Moving on!įake Fiancees Turn Bride and Groom Plot: Oops! I’m falling in love with him/her! It can’t be true! (horrified emoji) This scene always happens at some point. ![]() There we go! At least four bones of the body are visible in the above photo. Although this one looks pretty good compared to, I don’t know, this: Is the woman miserable and too thin? Check.Does the man wear a suit coat at all times? Check.How about the outfits? They should say modern yet basic, young yet…mostly old.Is HE wearing at least six layers of bronzer? Check.Is she wearing at least five layers of foundation? Check.Do they have a somewhat vacant and uninterested look in their eyes? CHECK.Are they awkward yet comfortable, distant yet close?.Have they had at least one (or in their case several) plastic surgeries? CHECK.Are they middle-aged has-beens from TV/movies gone by? Check.Notice the two middle-aged white people in the above photo, they are the very model of what a ‘older’ Hallmark couple should look like. The Middle-Aged Divorcees Romance Plot: Two middle-aged divorcees who knew each other in high school/college/pep squad end up married.įirst things first, if you want to get cast in a Hallmark Christmas movie with this plot, you have to look the part. In the following satirical journey I will outline an epic guide for how to get cast in a Hallmark Christmas movie. You’ll want to consider the plot, your looks, the age of the character, their family structure, their love interest, your looks, the expectations for the character, your looks, and your looks. There are several things you want to consider when you’re thinking about trying out for a Hallmark movie – especially a Christmas Hallmark movie. ![]()
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